Eye Candy! • A Happy Valentine's Day, Part 3

"So we'll just make do here."

"Am I about to get lucky?"
"No."

"What? Really?"
"I mean, you don't get to just assume that you're going to get laid..."

"What? When you show up in a racy set of lingerie I don't get to make that assumption?"
"I think you need to earn it."

"I thought I already did."
"Nope. I'm making my Valentine's Day effort. But I don't see you doing it."

"So I need sexy underwear and pheromone perfume?"
"Well, you know."

"Amber, I think you have me at a bit of a disadvantage."
"I think maybe you're admitting that I'm better at this than you are."

"Well, honey, you're definitely built more for seduction than I am."
"You really mean that, Oscar?"

"Of course I do."
"Oh my God, that's so sweet!"

"So did I pass?"
"Pass what?"

"Your test. Where I earned our, you know, Valentine's Day celebration."
"Hmmm. I don't know, honey. I think you still have more work to do."

"Yeah, I agree with you. Back in the office I do."
"Oh, that is sooo not fair!"

"I know, right? I love leverage! Because you want this as much as I do. Or maybe, you actually want it more!"

"Happy Valentine's Day, honey," she sighed, as she rolled over onto her back.

Statistics: Posted by Oscar DeBarataria — Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:55 pm

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